Yes, reason has been a part of organised religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
― Jon Stewart
Religious Quotes
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The minute you get a religion you stop thinking. Believe in one thing too much and you have no room for new ideas.
― Ray Bradbury, The October Country
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If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.
― Napoleon Bonaparte
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Trust in Allah, but tie the leg of your camel.
– Arabian Proverb
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Millions long for immortality who don’t even know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
– Susan Ertz
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
–Emo Philips.
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On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park.
–Curtis McDougall
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The world is proof that God is a committee.
-Bob stokes
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
– Abigail Van Buren (Dera Abby)
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Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.
-Erik Satie (1866-1925)
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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
– Napoleon (1769-1821)
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What if there had been room at the inn?
-Linda Festa on the origins of Christianity
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In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
– George Bernard Shaw
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To Jesus Christ! A splendid chap!
-Toast by Sir Ralph Richardson (1902-1983)
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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
– Herb Caen
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