Out of 100 men, one will read the Bible, the other 99 will read the Christian.
― D.L. Moody
Religious Quotes
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You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.
―Doris Egan
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People who want to share their religious views with you, almost never want you to share yours with them.
―Dave Barry
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The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.
— Ferdinand Magellan
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To know a person’s religion we need not listen to his profession of faith, but must find his brand of intolerance.
–Eric Hoffer
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God has no religion.
― Mahatma Gandhi
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Cogito ergo boom.
–Susan Sontag, from Styles of Radical Will
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There are no atheists in foxholes” isn’t an argument against atheism, it’s an argument against foxholes.
– James Morrow
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Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
–Butch Hancock
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God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
-Unknown
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
—Margaret Mead
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
― Friedrich Nietzsche
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He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender.
– Sign in auto repair shop
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A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it.
– David Stevens
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Never try to cross a river just because it has an average depth of four feet.
– Martin Friedman
